noelyfest


known by some as ‘the festival of light’ or ‘baby making day’, noelyfest is traditionally held every 19th of december, and is famed for its copious amounts of cola, video games and short-bread biscuit.
noel: what you doin’ come noelyfest ’06 geoffrey?

geoff: huh? you mean yo’ b’day?

noel: eat lead, geoffrey -fires minigun inaneley-

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