noff crime
a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. may be used outside of s-xual contexts.
example #1:
bill: dude… i totally stuck it up her -ss last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me…
ted: whoa… what a total noff crime.
example #2:
:::protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site reporter:::
protagonist: “i am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! i would have never found out that jimmy hoffa was buried there! i’m currently in auction on ebay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 million dollars, here i come!!”
:::reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to protagonist:::
reporter: … what a noff crime…
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