Noggin Rocker


a creative artist that uses hair as a fabric to express the uniqueness in each and every person that walks the earth. these artist use tools such as a comb, brush, scissors, razor, bleach, color, box cutters… you name it… we will rock your head out. we excell being called a “hair-dresser.” we rock noggins.
a hairstylist that takes hair to a new level… not cookie cutter… noggin rocker -rock noggins.

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