NoHomo Kimono


a garment with an elastic band and heavy soft cloth flap that hangs down from the tailbone and continues all the way down so that during group s-xual encounters protects a man nuts from b-mping into another mans nuts.
during the orgy if it wasnt for my noh-m- kimono my b-lls would have been slapping against shawns.

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