Noketown


a mid sized virginia city located mid point between new york and atlanta, population, 99,999. (350,000) metro.

also known as roanoke, big lick, star city, magic city, crackville, tree city, roll and toke, and the noke.

major industries include drugs, and prost-tution.
they got that sh-t poppin in noketown!

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