Nokia 5800


nokia’s cheap, cr-ppy, unreliable excuse for a iphone compet-tor which runs a 10 year old operating system with larger icons as an excuse for “touch screen optimisation”.
1 – so when you getting that new phone then?
2 – this is it, the nokia 5800 xpressmusic nam-1
1 – i wouldn’t even let nokia pay me to get that

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