nolans noob


a term used in online gaming when a player has surp-ssed the lowest of the low and is not worthy of being on your television screen. usually used when one feels another’s performance in a game is inferior in all ways.
“holy sh-t that guy’s k/d ration is 0.12! he’s such a nolans noob.”

“dude, you don’t know what the shoot b-tton is? your such a nolans noob.”

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