nolo


ant-thesis of yolo (you only live once)

1. a nolo situation results when you fail to go all out (as prescribed by the yolo motto)
2. also applies to describe a yolo situation that goes horribly wrong
1. me: you coming out tonight?

josh: nah man i have to get up early tomorrow.

me: dude! there’s gonna be tons of sl-ts

josh: just not feelin it, nolo

me: noooloooo

2. me: dude i got some last night

aj: was it who i think it was

me: …….

aj: nolo
an abbreviation of the term “no love”. used to declare a status of being single or not wanting to fall in love. in some cases, expresses the lack of belief in love itself.
“h-ll nah, i don’t love that girl, homie, nolo!”
nolo is a term used when you leave your house momentarily, but need to return one or more times to retrieve a critical item, such as a forgotten phone, wallet, or keychain. it stands for never only leave once.
you leave your house to go to the beach for the weekend and say goodbye to all of your roommates, only to return 10 seconds later after realizing you forgot your cellphone. upon re-entry to the house, you yell out “nolo!” to indicate the nature of your return.
pr-nounce nyo-lo. it is placed where a lesser person would say yolo, to make a mockery of them.
bob: turns out i banged my own sister, ñolo.

jimmy: you mean yolo right?

bob: dw 😉
inspired by the word yolo, this is the ant-thesis. “not only live once.”
– aw dud, i can’t come with you to the party.
– don’t you worry, nolo
apparently an insult in two different languages, so you can say it when someone says “yolo” and they’ll just think it’s a cr-ppy comeback.
man 1: yolo!!1!11!
man 2: nolo.
man 1: that’s a cr-ppy comeback.
man 2: -smiles at his naivety-
n-gg-rs only live once; inspired by the acronym yolo (you only live once)
darnell: ayyy mayne, lets jack that kids bike.
tyrone: yeeee nolo.

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