Nombies


nombies are a sub-type of traditional zombies that are wholly dedicated to nomming on your tasty innards (and outtards). they aren’t content to simply kill you or eat your brain: any part of you that can be eaten will suffice. generally they are tougher than normal zombies and will often eat their weaker brethren.

most zoombies are this.
zombie: “braaaaaiins…”

nombie: “rwalaahhahafggh…

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you: “oh my god there are zombies everywhere!”

your friend: “zombies or nombies? nombies are the ones eating the other ones.”

you: “i dunno, um, nombies? how f-cked am i?”

your ex-friend: “oh yeah, you’re real f-cked.”
when you are too drunk to say “n-z- zombies”.
bro im wasted, nombies?
n-z- zombies for call of duty: world at war, usually said when peopel are in a rush, typing little or just like the word
hey dude, im bored of watching you play online can we play some nombies?

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