nomjee
when somebody butchers a word (that happens to be, remarkably, phonetically spelled) so much it sounds completely out of context and has been so altered from its original state that it is now incomprehensible.
usually performed in a very american accent when reffering to foreign names/words, etc.
person 1: how hard is it to pr-nounce “escargot”? honestly…
person 2: ikr! she just pulled a serious nomjee.
Read Also:
- spitters are quitters
1. upon the deposit of a load in one’s mouth, this term refers to those that spit it out rather than complete the job properly you can tell by looking at that group of girls that they don’t swallow– spitters are quitters.
- vithooshan
a s-xual position where one man stretches his -n-s open and the other sh-ts in it. man 1: i was having s-x with dave last night. man 2: the usual vithooshan? man 1: yeah, we used one of my baby’s diapers. someone who can hold their diarrhea for four days or more because he or […]
- muffin lick
to kiss or lick the flab of flesh that overhangs a women’s waist band or tube top( there m-ffin top) when you lick someones m-ffin so that they don’t want to eat it any more i want to m-ffin lick that m-ffin top
- Republimise
unlike a compromise which involves a give and take between opposing viewpoints, and mutual concessions, a republimise means to agree with whatever the repugnicant overlords say given their att-tude of arrogance and self righteousness and certainty that they are always right. whether their ‘mandate’ consists of a one vote victory in the us supreme court […]
- Twerk Team
a bunch of girls who usually shake their donks in groups of 2-7 and upload the videos to youtube. they also seem to love bouncing on my d-ck all day. mizz twerksum was twerkin that -ss on my d-ck. thats the twerk team. group of girls that post videos on youtube or their mysp-ce of […]