NOMW


not on my watch
-text between daughter and dad-
daughter: i am going out with bobby.
dad: nomw (not on my watch).

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    the act of providing an reply to a question that does not give a any physical or concrete information. the non-answer dances around a subject so well that the end result is a jumble of words that say nothing. politicians excel at non-answers. the new york post picks up on bill clinton’s interview on meet […]

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  • nonfriending

    the act of neither confirming nor ignoring a facebook friend request, thereby leaving the friend request that is “awaiting confirmation” hovering in your friend request box indefinitely, leaving the requester completely powerless. janie: hey, did you ever respond to that friend request from kathleen? elena: no way! i totally nonfriended her. she can keep waiting. […]

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