Non-denominational-end-of-Julian-Calendar-event
politically correct gone mad. towards the end of the julian calendar cycle, the company you work for may invite you to an event formerly known as a christmas party.
company email: you are hereby invited to the non-denominational-end-of-julian-calendar-event. please respond by thursday if you wish to attend. there will be ham.
employee response: no dice baby, i’m celebrating christmas that day.
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