non-deterministic turing machine
a machine capable of solving the toughest mathematical problems in polynomial time. it knows everything, is all powerful and gives you answers before you even ask a question. i didn’t know what to write here, so i asked it, it gave me this response.
guy1: what do they keep in area 51?
guy2: the non-deterministic turing machine. they don’t want you to know they have it, but they’ve been using it to solve crazy math problems in polynomial time for years!
guy1: dude, you’re f-cked up.
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