non-euclidean ass


a human b-ttocks whose properties are such that it can not be described with any normal human though processes. typically, used when just using the word “-ss” just won’t suffice.
“i am going to go back in to that bar and kick some non-euclidean -ss” said erik.

as she entered the room someone shouted “look at that piece of non-euclidean -ss!”

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