non-existent wang
a non-existent w-ng is a illlusory d-ck usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy d-ck that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these wh-r-ish creatures, it is a d-ck deprived crotch that longs for a w-ng, yet will never have one.
crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.
he must have a non-existent w-ng.
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