Non Legit Food


food that comes in a box already made.
my friend invited me to her house for a “homecooked” meal, but when i got there it was not quite what i expected, nothing on the table was “home cooked” or “home made” everything had been taken out from a box or a container, i felt betrayed because i had been promised a home cooked meal, so immediately i stood up and threw all the non legit food across the table and walked away like a straight up legit bamf!

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