Nonexisdick


a name for a male without a p-n-s, or a male with a p-n-s barely visible to the naked eye.
girl #1: “so i heard you didn’t smoosh.”
girl #1: “yeah, i made him drop trout, but i couldn’t even see his d-ck.”
girl #2: “no wonder they call him nonexisd-ck.”

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