nonja


as per askaninja.com, the general term ninjas use for non-ninjas who want to be or pretend to be ninjas.
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lacking ninja skills
dude fail. he just fell on his face. he’s so nonja.
the exact opposite of a ninja. a non-ja typically is very loud and not sneaky when needs to be.
it’s pathetic.
girl: we got caught sneaking out because stupid sh-lly kept b-mping her knee against the window-sill like a freaking non-ja.
someone who talks like they are a serious martial artist, but possessing little to no skills.
teddy talks a good game, but get him into the octagon and he’s a total non-ja.
an old italian woman (nonna) who has mastered the art of tappini wielding.

word coined by gino f.
my nonna is a true nonja, she knocked me out with a tappini toss from 30 feet away!
the exact opposite of a ninja. a non-ja typically is very loud and not sneaky when needs to be.
it’s pathetic.
girl: we got caught sneaking out because stupid sh-lly kept b-mping her knee against the window-sill like a freaking non-ja.
a non-combatant ninja.
“you see that nonja? he refuses to fight, the coward.”

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