Nonnaphilia
noun – an obsession with nuns as s-x objects. overt acts, including taking s-xually explicit photographs, molesting nuns, nocturnally stealing their nunderwear and exposing one’s genitalia to nuns are all crimes. also treated as a mental illness, the nonnaphile’s therapy can be quite protracted and may include being forced to eat rats, toads and snakes, being dismembered alive, smothered in fire and brimstone and be broken upon the wheel.
nonnaphilia today is more demonised than any other crime; even rape and murder. nothing so enrages public opinion as the discovery of a nonnaphile ring, or solitary inadequate exposing himself in the park to nuns hurrying back to the convent for evening m-ss, or buying them sweets so that he can touch and stroke them, or even worse 🙁
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