nonnie’s coconuts
basically the largest b–bs known to man. at 12:00pm precisely they are so big they must be pushed up into form by a young grandson johnny. nonnie is a wonderful woman that should be sainted later in life.
“nonnie’s coconuts are very saggy. what time is it?”
“oh johnny, its 11:59. no wonder why…”
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