nonsensicalculated


(adj.) – being nonsensical, but in a purposeful manner. a nonsensicalculated person would appear to speak meaninglessly, but would actually be speaking to a specific end. however, this end need not be consciously known; further, there are no rigid schemata by which one might discern ex post facto whether a person is being nonsensicalculated for a moral or enlightened purpose (as in the case of a court jester or comedian) or for a cunning or malicious purpose (as in the case of a charismatic charmer running a ponzi scheme): therefore, determining whether one is nonsensicalculated in a benevolent or a malevolent fashion requires a degree of faith.
yorick, glenn beck, lisa lampanelli, bernard madoff, and friedrich nietzsche are all nonsensicalculated, but all to profoundly different degrees and ends. a good method of determining whether one is being nonsensicalculated to a moral end is to ask yourself: does this person make me laugh?

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