Nonus


when you believe you are getting a bonus, but instead you get nothing.
so did you hear, the company decided to hand out nonuses this year.
no bonus
steve: “hey joe, i heard your company didn’t do as well this year. did you still get a bonus?”

joe: “we got a nonus this year”

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