Nonusexual
an otherwise straight dude who experiences strong s-xual urges at the sight of new zealand rugby player ma’a nonu.
in part this phenomenon can be explained by the fact that nonu, whilst a feared compet-tor in a physical game, has girly hair, a tendency to wear eye make-up and, despite being an international athlete, a sizeable rack.
calvin: dude, whoa, hot chick alert. and she’s playing some sort of wierd netball in a tight black shirt.
marshall: its rugby you nonus-xual
franklin: man i got with this chick last week and took her back to my place. but it just wasn’t happening. then the rugby came on and i saw ma’a. stiff as a board straightaway and got the job done.
keith: hmm, sounds like nonus-xuality to me
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