noob-com


noob-communication

shown and used in the purepwnage video ‘micro-management’

it’s what noobs say to eachother during gameplay etc. – n00b smack talk!
narrator: demoralizing enemy n00bs with smack talk, known in the academy as noob-com

player 2: what’s the time?
player 1: your mum, o’clock

player 1: are you even playing the same game i am?
player 1: soo did you rent your xbox from blockbuster videoo?
player 1: right thats a n00b school bus..right, you’re on it
player 1: hey, i just saw a foxnews report, on how good you are..
player 1: see..uh..someone who sucks called you, and they want their skills back..
player 1: we have a level 2 n00b alert, this guy’s a bomb wh-r-!

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