Noob Lair
a noob lair is a specific area in a mmorpg or map on a multiplayer game where 1 or more noobs usually hide or stay after considering it sufficient, a noob lair is goes through multiple stages:
noob nest:1 noob,the starter, who may lead any other noobs who decide to join him in it
noob lair: 2 or more noobs, this is where the chain of command begins to appear.
noob castle: 50 or more noobs, large area becomes their hideout, but isn’t to hard to locate.
noobs consider a variety of things before making their nest:
mmorpg:
1. xp supply, they use any nearby monsters like a farm, killing it again and again to supply their hunger.
2. nearby friendly towns, noobs don’t enjoy a public area, some might, and make corners of cities their lair. they do need a area to trade and get stuff they need.
3. hostile towns nearby, noobs enjoy having a area to raid and attack if necessary, but not if it attracts high-levels.
4. scenery, noobs love living in a awesome- looking area.
in fps:
1.view, a noob must be able to see all his victims before they see him
2. ammo, a resp-wning supply of ammo is necessary.
sometimes the starter of a noob nest becomes extremely hostile, attacking all nearby foes, this noob is a noob hermit, a loner.
player 1: “hey look at all those noobs!”
player 2: “yeah what a noob lair”
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