noob stalker
1. a weido / extremely uncool person who consistantly likes and comments on all or majority of your facebook photos or posts when you clearly don’t want them to.
hot chick:
o.m.g! today i went to the mall with my bbf, and we bought supppppperrrr cute matching shirts! be jealous!
xxhardcoremathnerdxx likes this
xxhardcoremathnerdxx:
bring me with you next time ladiess.<33 xoxoxox
hot chick: ugh omg he's such a noob stalker, gtfo!
Read Also:
- noogie balls
something dirty, unkempt, nasty, and generally smells like cheese. you suck noogie b-lls, you smell like noogies b-lls, that reminds me of noogie b-lls.
- nvrpunk
a total oxymoron, abrieviation for never punk. describes a person who is called a punk but has never proclaimed to be one. you can be totally nice, then you can be a total pr-ck, what a nvrpunk you are! i was nvrpunk, just like i never had a mullet.
- nwbiscuit
that is the name for someone who is geeky, yet still pwns. in other words – noob and pwn and biscuit combined. not nerdy and not even necessarily noobish, just geeky. usually refers to band geeks or people who -ssociate themselves with band geeks. omg! you two are such nwbiscuits today!
- pullin the goalie
another term for masturbation , or jackin off q: what are you doin tonight a: nothin much just pullin the goalie having s-x with out protection if your partner gets pregnant its not planned but not a surprise. hey joe, you guys trying to have kids? we aren’t trying but not avoiding it. basically we […]
- pulling a spinal
term originating from the deceased member of spinal tap (eric “stumpy joe” childs) that choked on someone else’s vomit. synonymous phrases include but are not limited to 1. pulling a tap 2. pulling a spinal tap 3. tap’in out this could apply to any situation where someone else’s vomit ends up in your(or another person’s) […]