Noob wednesday
the day when all the middle school/high school skiers and snowboarders show up to the ski mountain and put on a show for the rest of the mountaingoers. flying down the mountain with their open jackets, crazy hats, and all rental equipment, watching them fall and eat sh-t is better than any hollywood movie. specific day may vary from mountain to mountain.
school announcements: “today will be the first day of intramural skiing at tussey mountain. buses will depart at 4:00 this afternoon.”
person who skis on a regular basis: “h-ll yeah! first noob wednesday of the year!!!!”
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