Noobhammer
slang for a weapon in planetside, the jackhammer, which is felt by all that don’t use it; to be strongly unbalenced.
jh user: hehe i pwned you, u r teh suxxors
non-jh user: you have no skill you just use the noobhammer
1.) noun. the b-st-rdization of the word jackhammer, a weapon from the game planetside. normally a term used by people who complain after being killed in a video game, also by people who cannot spell ‘balanced.’
vs guy: omfg this game is so unbalenced!!!!1! every nc has one, how gayhey
me: just jump in your magrider and go run over some people. that’ll make you happy again.
derived from the jackhammer, a triple barrel shotgun in the game www.planetside.com that used to deal a m-ssive amount of pwnage up close, as a triple barrel shotgun should.
it got nerfed into oblivion, now only newbtards that missed the patch notes and 1337 twitch kiddies keep using it.
omfgwtfbbq noobhammer suxzor !!~tilde!one
about to get nerfed into non-existance. 🙁
omg n3rf teh no0bhammir!!11!
…. but wait it is not overpowered at all in comparisom to all the other weapons 0_o
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