Noobquotes
noun: the things that surround a noob’s username. most commonly x’s, o’s, brackets, or symbols, and are always symmetrical. derived from standard quotation marks: ” ”
noobquotes:
-my username is xxuber-pwn0rxx. what’s yours?
-it’s .:-/fail sauce\-.-
-asymmetry! noooooooooooooob!
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