noobsicle


one who surp-ssed a noob for their noobieness
john: wow he tried to arm the bomb in our base…

mike: wtf, what a friggin noobsicle.
a noob that’s shaped like a popsicle.
player1: guyz i cannut find teh sp-ce buton!!11
player2: lick my cheeks noobsicle.
the word that all “friends” call you. usually means low intellegence. not a nice word. also usually used in a sentence with der der.
taylor: hey rachel, did you know that f-nny is a bad word in england?

elizabeth: taylor you noobsicle i told you that!
rachel: sigh! you guys are both noobsicles now stop it!
a noob who plays video games as if they constantly have a popsicle stick shoved up there b-tt. these terrible players often have negative kill/death ratios on call of duty 4 and 5. and they tend to spray with lmg’s (light machine guns). their accuracy is horrible and they all-around suck
look at that noobsicle! he has 1 kill, 39 deaths!

dude you played like a noobsicle last night. i bet my k/d is better than yours now xd
the worst form of a noob; someone who is a loser, or completely new to something
person 1- hey, do u know how to throw a football?
person 2- wow dude, you’re holding it the wrong way, you noobsicle.

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