noobskates
first coined by kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = “noobskates”
~noun
–breaking down the definitions–
noob: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the internet or of computers in general.
skates: shoes or light boots with a metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.
explanation: although the definition of a “noob” and a “noobskates” (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of “skates” on the end of “noob” reinforces the absurdity of the individual’s “newbieness”. it is both singular and plural with the s termination.
general use:
“d-mn, that guy is a real noobskates.”
specific use:
“nsa is the biggest noobskates i have ever met.”
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