Noobus Maximus


when someone is being the biggest n00b they could possibly be. often used to insult inexperienced users when they f-ck up big time while playing an online computer game.
dragonman32: -shoots own teammate-
renegade: omfg, noobus maximus! you want to shoot the red people!
dragonman32: soz!!1
the ancient latin term for a n00b during the days of the roman empire. it now can be used to describe someone of maximum noobic proportions.
emperor nero was total noobus maximus.
…or
kid 1: i just failed my basic english cl-ss.
kid 2: you’re a noobus maximus.

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