noochbag
one who embodies all characteristics of being an italian douchebag.
get that noochbag out of here! he smells like rotten spaghetti sauce and statutory rape!
nooch: an expression used at the end of a joke or a bashing.
ex. dude your mama is so fat, that when she sits aroud the house, man she sits around the house! nooch!
therefore, a noochbag is someone who constantly bashes people and excessively uses the word nooch at the end of their sentence.
my friend josh is a noochbag, he constantly bashes me for everything lol. he wont let up!
johnson: “dammit man this hotdog is gross, its all limp and soggy”
josh: “thats what your mom said last night” nooch!
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