Noodle boy


a young, male hominid devoid of strength and muscle m-ss. a wimpy, weak and powerless creature loved by bullies.
janie held his arms behind his back and kicked his -ss. he is such a noodle boy.
angry stick figure created by johnen vasquez, likes to yell at p-ssesrs by and perpitrate in random acts of dumbness.
“i can smell your b-tt!”
“cast out the weasil!! uh…your blocking my cheese hole!!”

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