noodle fight



term referring to a sword fight (when two errect p-n-ses clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the p-n-ses in question are both flaccid.
“hey dude, how’d you get that bruise on your d-ck?”
“kian and i got into a noodle fight last night.”

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