Noodle Lauren


when yourself or a friend becomes so inebriated that you/they cannot feel their limbs anymore, thus feeling like a noodle.
g-d, you’re being such a noodle lauren

did you see becky being a noodle lauren? she was covered in food

come on you silly noodle lauren, stand up straight!

noodle lauren you are a hot mess

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