Noodle Monster


of or pertaining to eating abundant quant-ties of noodles or other food after prolonged binge drinking.
that girl was totally hott last night until i brought her back to my place and she noodle monstered all my food!
crazy-goofy individual.
“haha man you noodlemonster!”

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