noodle penis



a long and skinny p*n*s. the average noodle p*n*s is around 2mm in diameter and 4 feet long.
“hey, how was jimmy?”
“he had a noodle p*n*s ;)”
“that must’ve been great. did it come out of your mouth?”
“you know it ;)”

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