Noodle-Sweat
unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.
‘clean your bl–dy noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink’
‘i need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat’
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