noodled


getting noodled, the act of noodling or to get the noodle is when a male sl-t practices in the art of fornication.
1: nick sure noodled that girl last night
2: she got the noodle
a state of intoxication that is just beyond tatored where the drunken sot is too sh-tty to function.
“dude, i shouldn’t even be working right now! i was just going to have a few at the pub last night, but i ended up getting totally noodled!”
to be blessed by the flying spaghetti monster’s noodly appendage.
pirates have been noodled by his noodly appendage.
to spoon a cuckold after having s-x with another man ensuring ample man juice ‘noodles’ onto him from the magicians sleeve in an effort to degrade and cause jealousy.
“the wife noodled me again last night boris, i feel so sh-t and worthless”
intoxication at a level only achieved through smashing it hard.
i got noodled with n-bby!
to own someone at call of duty.
oh! did you just see that quick scope? that noob got noodled!!!!
verb – when your girlfriend has had too much to drink and can’t stand up.
i had to throw my chick on my shoulder and carry her up the stairs cause she noodled on me.

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