noodledick


a soft p-n-s, not hardly erect. useful in describing the performance of many if not most male p-rn performers.
once more, the ironically named dave hardman tried ineffectually to jam his noodle d-ck into the unattractive actress’s -sshole with his hand.
an object or person, usually in a videogame, that is extremely hard to hit; someone who jumps around while many people shoot at them.
alex: i dont want to die!

nick: hold still you little noodled-ck!

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