Noodlemantaro


the elusive master of ninjitsu and noodle-war.
noodlemantaro uses a variety of noodle foods as weapons, and can often be seen swooning over heather from silent hill.
noodlemantaro often comes out of his battles as the victor, although i heard once that some guy named christetzuken beat him up…

when noodlemantaro is not fighting crime… and not swooning over heather, he can be found in his neat and tidy room (or noodle-lair), eating a bowl of noodles, and playing some grade-a video game.

noodlemantaro’s true ident-ty is not known, but there are rumours floating around that his first name is something really goofy that starts with an l, and that is why he decided to disguise himself.

noodlemantaro has possession of a small, dragon-like sculpture which he calls bahamut. this may be the source of his awesome power.
noodlemantaro was trained by the wise old noodle-sage from a young age. noodlemantaro seeks revenge upon the one who killed his noodle-sage sensei, and won’t stop until he finds the killer.

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