noodling
a form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. hopefully, it’s a catfish. if so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to sh-r-. if its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin.
believe it or not, noodling is illegal in many states.
never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling.
to fish for catfish using your bare hands.
let’s go noodling!
when you noodle that 14 incher up i’ll have the net ready for yah.
what heavy metal guitarists do on stage while performing an annoying and rather technical solo. noodling.
that solo was like 20 minutes of noodling, ugh, and now my head is pounding.
the act of trying to insert your p-n-s for intercourse while not fully erect.
dude, get off me, all you’re doing is “noodling” the h-ll out of me.
like the method of fishing, the act of sliding your thumb into your partner’s honey pot and index into their b-tthole. the noodler then proceeds to clamp the digits together and lift them up like a catfish being pulled out of a lake.
yeah, i got with her last night and she asked me to reel her in, so i gave her a noodling.
the act of noodling is any flirtation or activity related to tinder.
it derives from the term catfish, which indicates faux online relationships, oftentimes -ssociated with tinder.
i met her while i was noodling
the term of losing one’s legs (balance) after the consumption of a copious amount of thc. this person will fall as if their legs were that of a puppet. they usually will not remember falling.
signs of noodling: one begins to sweat drammatically, they lean against an object as if they are about to fall, or they seem too quiet to be good.
falling could lead to serious injury. please be sure that your friends do not noodle! noodling seems to reboot the person and they are back to normal. give these people water & food when munchies give in.
me: “d-mn haresh, you just smoked a lot, you all right?”
h: “yeah dude i’m fine.”
me: “oh sh-t! he’s about to noodle!”
everybody: “oh f-ck! how did his legs just give out like that? … f-cking noodling is dangerous. “
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