noodnik


a person who spreads good cheer wherever he doesn’t go.
stay away from that noodnik!
someone who is very annoying or irritating.
“that noodnik just sent me 6 texts in a row!”

“oh, no! that noodnik just got here. i hope s/he doesn’t tell me about his/her stamp collection again!”

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