Noof
a bizarre and senseless misintepretation of the name ‘dave’.
phone caller: “hi roberto, it’s dave. is mike there?”
roberto: “sure, let me put you on hold.”
mike: “who is on hold for me?”
roberto: “i think it’s noof.”
a crazy -ss horse that can use facebook somehow.
did you see what horsenoofin noof posted today? i lol’d pretty hard!
a word created by ayumi and ryrk because they party like rockstars `-` used to describe anything. very popular throughout the gaming world.
“hay, sup my noof”
“nm noof, u no how it goes”
“maan, i swear, dat shawty over thar be noofin like h-ll”
“i’m tryin to noof noof in that”
“but can you noof up dude??”
“`-` narnia is for noofs”
“gaiety sucks.”
its a mix between a noob and a goof
jimmy spilt beer all over himself
that guy is such a noof
a person who is perceived as being softer than a nerf ball
as marques entered the room, everyone shouted “noof!”
word used to spice up conversation by vietnamese americans. also used as a greeting
indiv. 1 ” hey man whats up?”
indiv. 2 ” noof!”
absolutley anything !!!!!!!!!
also, a non-swearing way of saying f—
“go noof yourself”
“noof you!!
“thats noofed up!”
“me and her noofed last night!!”
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