Noofty Poofty


the act of kneeing a victim in the back of the leg, causing them to go weak and crumble in a heap on the floor. usually shouted as a warning before the act takes place.
bill: “noofty poofty!!!”

dave: “ahhh! me leg!!!”

bill: “haha, you got noofty pooftied!!!”

dave: “you sh-t.”

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