Nooging
the art of nooging refers to executing a perfect noog. it involves smoothly taking someones bag without them knowing, turning it inside out and rezipping it in the shortest possible time, and then prevent it’s unnooging through, wrapping the bag in tape and/or paperclipping the zippers together.
freshman: man, i hate nooging.
freshman 2: yeah, me too. yesterday a big scary uppercl-ssman through me in a locker and nooged my bag.
freshman: that f-cking sucks. i bet you had to take the walk of shame too.
freshman 2: yeah.
freshman: f-ggot.
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