nookielear spill
when the babe you’re engaged in serious foreplay with goes into kitchen and you notice major sauce leakage from her nookie area on your new leather couch.
vrin: d-mn, sally sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
jadu: how man?
vrin: we were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
jadu: you okay?
vrin. kinda. i called the store where i bought it and they said they can’t accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
jadu: b-mmer man.
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