noone


meaning “no one”. perhaps inspired by the word “n-body”.

most commonly used by people who acquired their literary skills in online chat rooms.
nydude447: your a dumb-ss! noone with a haff a brain culd hate that flick! their are wurse movies.

downtownsam: read a book you semi-literate meathead!
the incorrect combination of “no one”. also, an older english spelling of the the word “noon”.
noone wants to be my friend.
at the age of fifteen, peter noone achieved international fame as “herman”, lead singer of the legendary sixties pop band herman’s hermits.

his cl-ssic hits included: “i’m into something good” “mrs. brown, you’ve got a lovely daughter”, “i’m henry viii, i am”, “silhouettes”, “can’t you hear my heartbeat”, “just a little bit better”, “wonderful world”, “there’s a kind of hush”, “a must to avoid”, “listen people”, “the end of the world” and “dandy”.

ultimately, herman’s hermits sold over sixty million recordings. in all, fourteen singles and seven alb-ms went gold. the hermits were twice named cashbox’s “entertainer of the year”.

a cursory inspection reveals that peter is a friend to all. however, peter’s friendliness seems to have backfired, and thus during flame wars, f-cktards can often be found yelling at each other that “noone likes you!” or “noone asked for your opinion”.

from “noone wants to listen to your sh-t” to “noone believes you for a minute”, peter somehow manages to become involved in every argument. the fact that peter likes emo kids is the cause for a great deal of internet angst; in fact, two out of every three cutter icons contain text to the effect of “noone likes me”.

why peter’s friendship, trust, or willingness to listen is viewed as a negative is not known.

from encyclopediadramatica.
noone knows who peter noone is.
synonym of n-body; the jerk responsible of all the world’s mistakes. see noone.
i’ve just found the office microwave completely f-cked-up. who did it? no-one did; since this is sh-t no-one cares about.
noun

1. the state(s) of no regulations of personalities
• the self(s) as an experiment of being alive
• the self(s) in constant reinvention with craziness, colours and fire

2. the process(es) of being closer than nothing-in-between
• the disappearance of regulations in relationships
• the rediscovery of the other, everyday, with lines that never will be drawn
we’re noones.

we have a noones relationship.
the greatest song of 2007, sung by alicia keys. it comes off her alb-m “as i am”.
“no one” is like an -rg-sm for the ears. =]
who kyle waranis likes
kyle who do you like?
no one d-mnet!!!!

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