Nooner Etiquette
proper code of behavior for a lunch time f-ck. commonly held expectations such as going at it right away with limited foreplay, keeping clothing from getting rumbled and watching that there aren’t any noticeable s-x stains anywhere on you when you are finished. also applies to hotel employees not asking people checking in at noon if they have any luggage, need a dinner reservation or a late check out.
“d-mn, that front desk clerk had such bad nooner etiquette asking me if i needed help with my luggage when it was obvious to everyone that we were just there for an hour to f-ck!”
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